Foreign Criminals Of The Day, Part I: Dido's Goin' Down

Dido Mayue-Belezika (left) today sets an almost unbeatable record with three appearances in 'Foreign Criminal Of The Day'.

Woo-hoo!

The Camden Congolese merits his place on account of the risibly light sentence of seventy-eight months imprisonment he received today. With full remission, he will be out of jail in just over four; which, given that he was the spider at the centre of a web of theft and fraud which netted £20 million, means he serves a year for every £5 million stolen through his breach of the trust placed in him by the Royal Mail.

However, the BBC 'Ten O'Clock News' reported that he's going to be deported upon release. So perhaps it aint such a bad result after all.

Queen Dido is one those quair beasts called 'asylum-seekers'. Well, ask and it shall be given unto you; although it might not be what he had in mind.

The definitive book on the mass migration of peoples has been, as every good restrictionist knows, Jean Raspail's 'Camp of the Saints'. One hopes that, after four years in Pentonville, poor old Queen Dido doesn't emerge as the saint of the camps...